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  • It’s always, always the journey

    It’s always, always the journey

    Wednesday marked five years since Tottenham’s miraculous comeback at Ajax in their Champions League semi final in 2019. I came across a few tweets from Spurs and football fans alike reminiscing about the night and this thread from Adam Powley struck a chord with me:

    “The old TL is gratifyingly full of people joyously remembering That Night In Amsterdam. Proving, once again, that football really isn’t about trophies. It’s about moments, experiences, thrills and (broadly) happiness. Trophies are the bonus, if you’re lucky enough to support a club that has the means and opportunity to win them. The vast majority of clubs don’t win shiny things. It’s always, always the journey, hoping you might get something but not making your support dependent on it.”

    As Villa’s European adventure came to a crushing end at the semi-final stage vs Olympiacos the following night, I needed to remind myself of this. Having had accommodation booked in Athens for the week of the Conference League final since the start of the season, I truly believed this was the year I would finally get to see my team win a trophy with a night that I could cherish forever. 

    But, as James Rushton brilliantly puts in his article covering his European experiences with Villafootball isn’t about me. Like music, songs are not written about listening individuals, it’s not my song, or your song, or our song. It’s not always about us. There are other teams involved, with their own stories to write.” It’s easy (and completely natural) to always look at football through a selfish lens, but Olympiacos have an incredible story of their own and this is their time. If anything, their journey to their first ever European final further strengthens the case for the Europa Conference League as a competition that is worth taking seriously.

    Of course, the sense of an opportunity missed is a hard one to shake. It will be a while before we go into any competition as favourites again, and that is in part due to our own overachievement in the league. But travelling around Europe to watch Villa with my Dad has been special regardless of the ultimate outcome. With such a long wait for European football again and the euphoria of last season’s final day qualification, we’d have happily taken going to just one away game abroad this year. So we will look back and consider ourselves lucky to have had three memorable trips to Warsaw, Amsterdam and Lille all in the same season.

    Any criticism of our players at this stage feels futile. It’s evident by now that the team have completely emptied the tank and we should be nothing but proud of the monumental effort they’ve put in to get to this point. With exhaustion well and truly set in and rumours of only having 11 senior players currently available, the prospects of even gaining another point in our remaining two league games feel slim. But we may well have enough to qualify for the Champions League already, and I’d rather rely on a title-chasing Man City beating Spurs than our depleted squad right now.

    Thanks to Sky moving our last home match of the season against Liverpool to a Monday night (a decision taken before Klopp had blown his chance of an unbearable goodbye), many fans – particularly those with young kids – will understandably need to get away from Villa Park before the traditional end of season lap of appreciation, which is a great shame. Regardless of the result, this group deserves to feel the love at home one last time this season.

    It’s comforting that irrespective of how the last two games play out, Aston Villa will be playing European football in some form again next year and after we’ve all had a much needed break, I can’t wait to do it all over again.

    After all it’s always, always the journey. And Unai Emery believes this one is only just beginning.

  • These are the days of our lives

    These are the days of our lives

    “Villa able to focus on title race with European break upcoming” was a headline from The Telegraph last week. I had to re-read it several times just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.

    I’m 32 years old and this is comfortably the best I’ve ever seen my football team. Slightly too young to fully appreciate the Ron Atkinson and Brian Little eras (although photographic evidence exists of me dressed in claret & blue, clutching various Villa teddy bears during the 1994 league cup win), the late 2000s under Martin O’Neill were my Halcyon Days until now – something which will be true for almost two generations of Villa supporters. Even then, a delirious journey back from a 2-0 away win at Blackburn in 2009 was as close as I’ve ever felt to believing we could actually challenge for a league title.

    I’m not sure we can sustain a genuine challenge now, but to be honest that doesn’t really matter. The manner in which Aston Villa have been winning matches in recent months has shown that this is a serious team capable of taking on anyone. From the total domination of Man City, to digging deep against Arsenal, to coming out on the right side of a 22-man brawl at Brentford, Unai Emery and his players have developed a precious habit of finding a way. And it’s no fluke.

    There have been countless excellent pieces on Emery’s meticulous preparation for games and his unwavering obsession with improvement that explain his success far better than I could, but ultimately he is the reason none of this feels temporary. O’Neill’s teams were excellent – frighteningly good on the counter attack with a physical presence we’ve not had since – but he was never the most flexible of tacticians and we were often guilty of being too one-dimensional to dislodge the top 4 at the time. Emery on the other hand has a plan for everything and everyone, to the extent that I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s considered how my body position in the middle of the Trinity Road stand could help us play the offside trap better.

    While everything suggests we are still early on in this already incredible journey, it’s important to recognise that now might be the time to enjoy it most. There’s no genuine expectation of a title challenge or even Champions League qualification this season so anything of that nature still feels like a bonus. Memories of Steven Gerrard, Remi Garde, Paul Lambert and Alex McLeish all feel too recent to forget just how lucky we are today.

    There’s also an element of unknown surrounding the club’s future direction off the pitch, following the recent injection of funding from strategic investment company Atairos and uncertainty around the development of the stadium. I never want to see us leave Villa Park but as it stands we don’t know what the senior figures at the club are thinking. 

    When we do finally establish ourselves at the top table again, the attention, pressure and expectation will follow soon enough. But right now we go into Friday night’s match against Sheffield United at our famous old ground with a chance to go top of the Premier League on the 22nd of December. Which is frankly still an absolutely mad sentence to write. 

    So enjoy it, drink it all in, cherish this team and be sure to raise a glass to the Villa this Christmas. For many of us, we’ve never had it this good.

  • Greed from desire, can fleecing fans be justified?

    Greed from desire, can fleecing fans be justified?

    As Aston Villa limped out of the Carabao Cup at home to Everton on Wednesday evening, the club’s ticket pricing for the game was brought sharply back into focus. The early rounds of the League Cup have traditionally been the most reasonably priced fixtures of the season, offering opportunities for fans who may not usually be able to attend the chance to along with young children and our fans of tomorrow. Villa decided against that this year, instead seeing it as yet another chance to empty pockets with ticket prices approaching £40 for most.

    The result was a half empty Villa Park (they didn’t announce the attendance but reports suggest it was around 23,000), a sight we haven’t really seen since relegation. Everton brought a strong following of over 4,000 and from noise alone you’d be forgiven for thinking they had home advantage. While the damage in the game was probably already done, the team could have used a lift from a vociferous home support in the last 20 minutes, as they did to great effect coming from behind to win against Crystal Palace the previous week. This time many of those supporters had been priced out of being there in the first place.

    For the ones that did go, it felt as though the ticket prices had created an unnecessary tension and the atmosphere suffered further as a result. When you see the team selection and the performance that followed, it’s hard not to think about how much you’ve paid to be there and boos understandably rang around the ground on both half-time and full-time whistles.

    The whole situation felt entirely avoidable. While fans desperately want to see Villa win a trophy sooner rather than later, the majority are accepting of the fact we have to rotate the squad, particularly with the run of games coming up and the injuries we’ve suffered. Knowing this would be the case, would the club have made any less revenue had they charged £15 a ticket and sold out? That’s what Newcastle did, and they’re in just as many competitions as we are.

    That it follows a string of other money-grabbing ploys from the club in recent months compounds the feeling that it is in danger of becoming disconnected from its fanbase. Season ticket prices were increased by 15% (with the announcement tactically delayed until Villa climbed up to 7th in the league), while the launch of the Terrace View and Lower Grounds ‘premium’ matchday experiences have been prioritised over much needed improvement to basic facilities for the regular match-goer.

    Of course, I get why they’re doing this. Financial Fair Play rules make it necessary if you want to progress and ‘create’ revenue to improve the playing squad. The sad reality is NSWE don’t need any extra cash from us. But because they’re not allowed to spend their own money freely, they have to maximise sales of tickets, merchandise and players. Until a day where Aston Villa is a successful global brand, generating revenue from shirt sales in Asia and America, they have obviously decided it’s the hardcore supporters that will be squeezed for every penny. Isn’t modern football great?

    From a commercial perspective it feels as though the club is trying to run before it can walk. The owners are ambitious and it’s incredible what they’ve achieved in the 5 years since they arrived. But the fanbase hasn’t changed overnight just because the team is doing well. Yes, more fans will want to go and watch a successful team but those fans haven’t become wealthier as the quality of football has improved. We’re still in the midst of a cost of living crisis and despite being the country’s second city, Birmingham has only the 17th highest average salary in the UK, making comparisons of our matchday pricing with the likes of Tottenham, Arsenal or Chelsea particularly unfair.

    If Villa aren’t careful they risk driving away their core supporters in favour of a different crowd or no crowd at all, and that’s a slippery slope towards losing your soul as a football club. Maybe they’re not bothered about that right now – after all, we were on a 10 game winning run at home with the atmosphere as good as it’s been in years – but until we’ve reached the level our owners want us to, they’ll need us with them every step of the way. Take our support for granted and it might not be there when it’s needed most.

  • Hi Ho Silver? What would make a successful 23/24 season for Aston Villa

    Hi Ho Silver? What would make a successful 23/24 season for Aston Villa

    Excitement and expectations at Villa Park are at their highest for 13 years. With European football to look forward to, a world class head coach in charge, and what look to be some quality additions in the transfer window, supporters are daring to dream what could be achieved in the 2023/24 season. But what exactly would success look like for Unai Emery’s side?

    The first thing we don’t want to take for granted is simply looking forward to watching Aston Villa play again. The last few months of Steven Gerrard’s reign were pretty soul destroying and should remain a constant reminder of how good we’ve got it now. It’s a highly likeable squad operating in an inclusive environment of continuous development, created by a manager with elite skill and seemingly absolutely no ego. With the recent arrival of Monchi as president of football operations to add to this, everything is in place for Villa to challenge on all fronts.

    It’s difficult to predict what’s possible in the Premier League this season. On the one hand Newcastle appear to have established themselves among the top clubs ahead of schedule, we can expect to see a much improved Chelsea side compared to last season and Brighton don’t look like slowing down anytime soon. But with an extra Champions League place on offer and some unknowns around teams like Tottenham, qualification to Europe’s top table is not out of the question.

    That said, Villa’s strength in depth still looks a little short compared to those clubs above us and we would need to maintain the staggering run of form seen since Emery took over, while managing a more hectic schedule of games with European football to juggle. As it stands, one injury to Emi Martinez or Ollie Watkins likely sees our quality drop too significantly to challenge the elite. Still, if we’re in contention again for a top 6 finish and secure any kind of European qualification for a second season in a row, I think we can be very pleased.

    The cup competitions, as they always should have for Villa, offer a more realistic route to success. Of the domestic cups, the League Cup is the more achievable of the two these days. We know it’s a competition where most teams play weakened sides in the early rounds and while it can be a struggle to get enthusiastic about those September evenings in Burton upon Trent, you can suddenly find yourselves in the quarter finals and booking hotels around Wembley – only to find Man City waiting once you get there. It feels as though the FA Cup is having a bit of a renaissance, perhaps because the best of the rest can’t get near City in the league. But even their reserves tend to be good enough to win that too. You can also be unlucky to draw footballing powerhouses such as Stevenage in the third round…

    Our best chance to win something surely comes in the only competition that Man City aren’t in. Despite early scepticism, the Europa Conference League has been a brilliant addition by UEFA. It’s given fanbases of big clubs, who are now otherwise muscled out by state-owned behemoths, access to some glorious nights in Europe. I looked on with nothing but envy and happiness as West Ham won that final in Prague in June. Their fans have memories to last a lifetime and I bet not a single one of them would have swapped their season for Arsenal’s for example, despite such contrasting league campaigns – a reminder if ever it was needed that football is all about memorable moments and winning stuff. We enter the Conference League as one of the favourites, something we won’t have been in any competition since the Championship, and if anyone can take us all the way to a European trophy it’s Emery.

    So success could come in several forms next season and the possibilities are exciting. All I know is that come the end of May, I want to see John McGinn stumbling out of an Athens nightclub and Emi Martinez disgracing himself on an open top bus tour. That 27-year wait for silverware might just be coming onto its final straight.

  • Patient possession becomes a party

    Patient possession becomes a party

    Saturday’s 3-0 home win over Bournemouth was arguably Villa’s most complete performance under Unai Emery. As with the Crystal Palace home game before it, Villa were measured, patient, and controlled the game, this time adding the cushion our dominance deserved.

    In truth, despite a bright start, the game and atmosphere around Villa Park turned quite flat in the first half. A team’s style of play is always going to influence its home crowd to some extent – it’s the difference between the hush around the Etihad as Manchester City stroke the ball around waiting for an opening and the partisan frenzy a high-pressing counter-attacking Liverpool team can (now only occasionally) whip up at Anfield.

    We’ve seen plenty of examples of it at Villa Park this season too. The fast starts against Manchester United and Brentford created electric noise which helped blow both teams away, and there were similar periods in the defeats to Leicester and Arsenal.

    It was those two matches that caused Emery to rethink the approach to home fixtures. After again scoring early in both games, he felt the players lost their emotional control as they became caught up in the raucous energy of the crowd, taking unnecessary risks which presented openings to the opposition. It’s been evident that away from home where there isn’t such an urge from the supporters to get the ball forward quickly, the players have been far more comfortable in executing the slower build up from the back. 

    It makes sense then that Emery wanted to slow things down at home and give us that same control we’ve had in away matches. You can tell it’s a conscious decision when you see players and manager alike urging Emi Martinez not to hurl the ball out to try and launch a counter attack after claiming a cross in his penalty area at 1-0 up. With two wins and two clean sheets in the last two home games, it’s hard to argue with the approach so far.

    The crowd are playing their part too. There’s been some criticism of the atmosphere at home in recent weeks but this new style of play is an adjustment for supporters as well as players, and the groans as the ball gets casually knocked between the centre backs and goalkeeper are getting quieter every week.

    Villa fans are by and large a knowledgeable bunch and they are quickly recognising how patient possession can help this team be successful. That will only help the atmosphere and you can be sure that if there’s even a sniff of European qualification between now and the end of the season, you’ll see B6 bouncing more often than not.

  • Meatball’s found his mojo

    Meatball’s found his mojo

    After back-to-back man-of-the-match performances against Everton and Crystal Palace, John McGinn is finally starting to look back to his old self.

    Since the arrival of Unai Emery, McGinn has mostly been playing in a more advanced position off the right and he appears to be growing in confidence in that role with every passing week. Two years ago it would have been hard to see him as anything other than an all-action box-to-box menace of a central midfielder, but with a system that favours deeper holding players in that area of the pitch and the excellent form of Boubacar Kamara and Douglas Luiz, McGinn has had to adapt.

    Perhaps the biggest adjustment as a fan watching him now is just how much less involved he is in the game than he used to be, while being far more effective when he does get the ball. Against Everton he had fewer touches than any other outfield player but still managed to win a penalty for the first goal, set up the second and win man-of-the-match.

    The role he plays for Villa now is similar to the one he’s been playing for Scotland in recent years, so it’s not as if McGinn is learning a new position altogether. In fact there have been calls from many Villa fans to see him pushed further forward because of his impressive international form, and the frustration that he’s been unable to replicate that at club level.

    Because he’s so synonymous with his physical, hustling style, it’s often easy to forget what a talented and skillful footballer McGinn is. This is something he’s had to convince himself of too since promotion in 2019 and he credits Dean Smith with bringing this out of his game:

    “If you thought I could play further forward a few years ago, I’d have laughed. I probably got sucked into the idea in Scotland that I was just a rat and a runner, but Dean has given me the confidence to get involved higher up the park and I’m enjoying it.”

    There have been notable examples of this skill and vision in recent weeks. His intricate assist at Tottenham for Douglas Luiz and his defence-splitting ball through to Matty Cash for the goal against Crystal Palace last weekend were reminders of his ability on the ball. Importantly though, he hasn’t lost any of the drive and tenacity we all know and love him for either.

    Defending a corner against Crystal Palace, he picked the ball up on the edge of his own penalty area and carried the ball down the line 40-50 yards, riding challenges and putting his arse in the way of anyone that dared come near him. It was reminiscent of his lung-busting run in injury time to see out the 3 points against Blackburn in the 10-match winning run in the Championship in 2019 and it brought a similarly rousing reaction from the Villa Park crowd as it did then.

    It’s terrific to see McGinn finding form again, not least because there are fewer better human beings to have played for our club (“I love John McGinn” is about the only thing Steven Gerrard said which I agreed with). After a 46 game wait, all that’s missing from his game now is a goal. Here’s hoping the goggle eyes celebration makes a return on Sunday.

  • Stay Young and invincible

    Stay Young and invincible

    As a teenager transfixed by the Martin O’Neill team of the late 2000s, Ashley Young was the most exciting Villa player I’d ever watched. Until 2007, I thought players that ‘got you out of your seat’ were a bit of a cliche, but Young did exactly that every week. Hugging the touchline with chalk on his boots, his pace, directness and crossing ability created excitement every time he got the ball. Only Jack Grealish and Christian Benteke have had similar impacts on me since.

    Fast forward 16 years and Ashley Young playing for Aston Villa is about the only thing that hasn’t changed in my life. If that wasn’t remarkable enough, he’s also arguably been our player of the season so far.

    It’s a different Ashley now, of course. No longer a pacy winger but an assured and versatile full back who loves nothing more than putting his body on the line to defend his goal. I’m not sure anyone could have predicted such a transformation back in 2007. “Eight and a half stone wet through” is how O’Neill described him back then and in truth his build hasn’t really changed since. He does however appear to have developed a much greater tolerance for cold weather…(remember snoods?)

    Wiry as ever, at 37 years old he defies all odds to keep up in the quickest and strongest league in the world as shown in his excellent performance against Wilfried Gnonto of Leeds on Friday night. He puts his exceptional fitness levels down to the brutal running sessions during his time at Inter under Antonio Conte, and it’s clear how that experience of winning Serie A along with his four major trophies at Manchester United has also shaped his mentality and desire.

    Winning means everything to him and he’ll do it by any means necessary. A bonafide shithouse, it’s easy to forget now that Young was far from popular with Villa fans during his time at Old Trafford for a pretty blatant dive to buy a penalty against us in 2012. Naturally now he’s ours again, we love his antics because that’s how football works.

    During a break in play on Friday night, Young ran virtually the furthest distance possible on a football pitch, diagonally from right back to left wing, solely to give Luke Ayling some verbals. An act he repeated during the celebrations when Emi Buendia’s goal was eventually given. Along with the world’s favourite glove-thrusting villain Emi Martinez, he gives us a nasty streak we could do with a lot more of and his influence in the dressing room must be invaluable.

    His contract will be up again this summer and on the evidence of the last few months we would be foolish not to offer him an extension. He’s in the team on merit, keeping out players you’d expect to be first choice, and there appear to be plenty of miles left in his legs. It would be wonderful to see him remain at Villa beyond this season, if only so I can keep clinging onto my youth.

  • No plan is our plan: Aston Villa’s recruitment strategy

    No plan is our plan: Aston Villa’s recruitment strategy

    One of many takeaways from Sunday’s hugely embarrassing defeat to Stevenage was just how disjointed Aston Villa’s recruitment has been over the last few years.

    In truth we only lost the game due to a woeful individual error, but that shouldn’t mask how pedestrian we were in the previous 88 minutes. Unai Emery has shown that his first choice 11 can be a genuinely decent team under his guidance, however their mental fragilities and the squad’s lack of quality beyond that will have been laid bare to him at the weekend.

    The fact that a struggling Leon Bailey played 90 minutes emphasised the absence of literally any other senior winger. Anwar El Ghazi, Bertrand Traore and Trezeguet are not good enough for the level we want to be at, but to let them leave in the summer without replacements looks increasingly negligent and speaks to a transfer policy that gave Steven Gerrard too much control over recruitment.

    In theory the buck for transfers should stop with Johan Lange (it is his job after all), but the collapsed transfer of Ismaïla Sarr from Watford back in August suggested there wasn’t an aligned recruitment strategy between the club and the manager. Someone, presumably Lange, had (rightly) identified a gap in the squad for a winger, negotiated a deal for a highly rated young player that would help fill that gap, only for Gerrard to pull the plug on the deal at the last minute.

    We knew that Philippe Coutinho and Lucas Digne were also Gerrard’s signings in the last January transfer window and it’s hard to make a case that either were needed. Perhaps the most notable thing about these signings was that at the ages of 29 and 28 respectively, they represented a clear departure from the strategy Christian Purslow first spoke of in the summer of 2019:

    “A really coherent, clear player recruitment plan focusing on younger players who can become more valuable either to us, or if they move on, is number one. Lower age, lower wage. We want players who really want to play for Aston Villa. The glory. Not the money.”

    This all muddies the waters of accountability for transfers, and the result is a disjointed squad with players chosen by too many different people for too many different reasons. That’s not to say there haven’t been good signings among them – Boubacar Kamara looks to be a fantastic player and Gerrard deserves credit for the role he played in convincing him to join – but success stories like these have been few and far between.

    It also doesn’t help that we’re on our third manager in as many years, though the whole point of a long term recruitment strategy is that you can maintain some level of continuity regardless of who your head coach is. Brighton and Brentford are shining examples of this.

    In whichever positions we look to strengthen in the next two transfer windows, the character of the players we sign should be as important as their ability. In the current squad, Tyrone Mings, Emi Martinez, Ashley Young and to a lesser extent John McGinn are the only players with any real leadership qualities on the pitch. This has been evident in spectacular capitulations spanning multiple managers in the 3-2 defeats to Wolves and Man City last season, with Sunday’s horror show to add to that list now too.

    In reality, a winners’ mentality has been lacking since we were challenging in the Championship. John Terry, Robert Snodgrass, Mile Jedinak, Glenn Whelan and Conor Hourihane along with Mings and McGinn could all be right bastards when they had to be, and that’s a trait every good side needs.

    I fully expect the club to let Unai Emery bring his own players in over the next few transfer windows. In an ideal world we wouldn’t need to keep letting managers overhaul the squad every year but until such a day a long term recruitment strategy actually exists at Villa Park, he’s probably our best chance of success.

  • Unai Emery: The case for competence

    Unai Emery: The case for competence

    With 10 points from a possible 15 in a run that’s seen us play 4 of the top 7 teams in the league (and a Wolves side better than their league position suggests), Unai Emery has surpassed most expectations at Aston Villa since taking over from Steven Gerrard.

    It’s fair to say there was a turning point even before his appointment, when Aaron Danks simply put round pegs in round holes to oversee an emphatic 4-0 home win over Brentford at the end of October. But it’s Emery’s clear tactical nous, coaching expertise and knack of influencing a game with changes that has made Villa look like a genuinely good team for much of his first 5 league games.

    In such a short space of time with these players, he’s turned Villa into a side carrying plenty of offensive threat while remaining organised and disciplined for the most part. It will be a while before we get a clear picture of what he wants this team’s identity to be, but that makes his ability to adapt and pick up big results in the meantime all the more impressive.

    Take the Brighton win for example. With Ollie Watkins ruled out late due to illness, Danny Ings came in and instead of playing the same way and asking him to do Ollie’s job of running the channels and stretching defences, Emery recognised that this wouldn’t utilise his best attributes:

    “We changed our shape a little bit with him because I was thinking his best position is between the two centre-backs. We needed good passes and assists to him, and I think if we could do it, we would help Danny to give his best performance.”

    No stubbornness in his system, just giving players the best chance of playing well by playing to their strengths. Ings can’t do what Watkins does and vice versa, so why ask them to?

    It’s been years since Villa have had a manager capable of influencing a game with substitutions too. Both Steven Gerrard and Dean Smith were often guilty of leaving it too late to make in-game changes, while Steve Bruce’s answer was usually to just throw on all the strikers (and if that didn’t work, send Chris Samba up top to join them). 

    At Brighton, Emery recognised our best chance of holding onto our lead against a side far more comfortable in possession than us was to strengthen the low block as we finished the game with a sometimes comical looking back 6 – it did the job though as the 3 points were safely protected, with more than a little help from John McGinn’s arse (another strength Emery appears to have quickly identified). 

    It was the same at Spurs with subs that looked baffling at the time but proved very effective in seeing out the game in the most comfortable fashion, and he effectively changed the game against Wolves to salvage a point after a dreadful first half.

    In fact, Emery has already made a few calls that the majority of fans wouldn’t have agreed with, but he’s quickly been vindicated. I’m sure most of us would have played even a severely hungover Emi Martinez over Robin Olsen at Spurs, following the Swede’s anxious showings in recent months, but he put faith in our no. 2 and was rewarded with a far more assured performance. Meanwhile Tottenham’s returning World Cup finalist Hugo Lloris cost them the game. Is this what competence looks like?

    There’s an argument that football managers will always know better than the fans, and while that should be the case, it didn’t feel that way under Gerrard as he seemed to overlook so much that seemed obvious to us. With Emery though, he sees things we’ll probably never see and that’s ok. Too often in Villa’s recent history have managers been met with cries of “You don’t know what you’re doing”. Let’s enjoy having someone who does.